There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
Dick Cavett

Everything ends this way in France - everything. Weddings, christenings, duels, funerals, swindlings, diplomatic affairs - everything is a pretext for a good dinner.
Jean Anouilh (1910-1987) French dramatist, screenwriter

My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.
Woody Allen

To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
Berton Averre

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks

We're different; we're the same.
Richard David Bach (1936- ) author; Jonathan Livingston Seagull,

The function of RAM is to give us guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest, most tumescent MEMORY. This is important, because with today's complex software, the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages. So the bottom line is, if you're a guy, you cannot have enough RAM.
Dave Barry

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns

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