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All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

Dave Barry

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
Finley Peter Dunne

A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca Colas ago was yesterday morning.
Coca-Cola report

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby

My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
Jay Leno (as he had his arms around Curvaceous cook Nigella Lawson)

Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
Sean Williamson

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.
Pablo Picasso

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