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I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
Mel Brooks

 

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed.

Robert Gallagher

 

When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have
it thrown around by somebody else.

Unknown

 

No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.

J. Robert Oppenheimer

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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.  Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Tom Wilson

 

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow.

Oscar Levant, explaining his way out of a speeding ticket
 

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
William Clayton

 

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.
Lewis Grizzard

 

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