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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Samuel Butler

 

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick

 

Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
Billy Connolly

 

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
Michael Caine (Alfie, 1966)

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Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
Marcel Achard

 

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin

 

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
Carrie Fisher

 

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Sir Norman Wisdom

 

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