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Winners are naturally bullish.

Merrill Lynch

 

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller

 

I have a degree in liberal arts.  Do you want fries with that?

Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt

 

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.

Vince Lombardi 

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a b*tch.
Jack Nicholson

 

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
Joe Namath

 

You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
Norman Mailer

 

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Harry S. Truman

 

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