All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest
Steve Martin (Bilko)
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I
bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!
Eddie Murphy (Shrek)
Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so
(What about Bob)
It's 106 miles to
Chicago, we've got
a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're
Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers)
Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the
stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in
the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.
I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the
head with it.
Marx (Duck Soup)
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