Veronica: This may seem like a stupid question...
JD: There are no stupid questions.
Veronica: If you inherit five million dollars the same day aliens
tell the earth they're blowing us up in two days, what would you do?
JD: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard!
The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love
you,' but 'it's benign.'
Those are the scariest kinds of lawyers. Even Lucy, our maid, is
terrified of him. He's so good he gets paid five hundred dollars an
hour just to fight with people, but he fights with me for free
'cause I'm his daughter.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick Blaine: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Louis Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
First rule of leadership: everything is your fault.
A Bug's Life
Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded.
Bring It On
When you tell on someone, you're not only telling on them. You're
telling on yourself.
A Brady Bunch Movie
I think everything must go back to the fact I had a very
anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You
know, when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you
don't get any attention.
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