Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in.
(Flashback to Veitnam)
in a clown suit): You guys are stupid.
Their gonna be looking for army people.
(Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention
restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a
Dear diary: Jackpot.
What's going on down here?
Oh, we're playing house.
That boy's all tied up.
Roman Polanski's house
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later
tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house
you have to clean it.
Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed
to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight!
Here Stewie, have a fig newton.
(Stewie eats the cookie.)
(while chewing): I say, I must use him
for, OH GOD THERE'S AN ORGY IN MY MOUTH!!!!!
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