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	funny-get-well sayings 2 Find the funny-get-well sayings you want on this page or please view the following pages for more funny-get-well sayings. funny-get-well sayings page 1 -2 -3   A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.   Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.   I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription. -Finley Peter Dunne -   - Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain   Why yu choose dis particular time 2 get sick, Seemz 2 uz an insensitive choice. So dont b so selfish & dont b a sloth; Come back so we all can b glad! We Miss u so Gell Well Soon   You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams   Next Page funny-get-well sayings page 1 -2 -3  More Sayings Topics     Main Sayings Page funny-get-well sayings page 1 funny-get-well sayings page 2 funny-get-well sayings page 3	Motivational Forum Hey Speakers Promote Yourself Now!
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