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Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

-Author Unknown

When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.

Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.

- Cher

I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.

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Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

-Ambrose Bierce

Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

- Cathy Carlyle

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

-Agatha Christie

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