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Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!
 

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

They say true love hides behind every Corner...I must be walking in Circles!

 I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
 

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!

Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity

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