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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

 

They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

Author Unknown
 

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Branch Rickey
 

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.

Author Unknown

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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

Jerry M. Wright
 

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.

 Dorothy Fulheim
 

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Jean Paul Richter
 

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

Jennifer Yane

 

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