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Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong

If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

John Glenn

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.

Menachem Mendel Schneerson

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Author Unknown

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Sam Ewing

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

Mark Twain

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Truman Capote

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