felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport
was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian
people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their
George W. Bush
things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not
sure about the former.
There are only two things a child will share willingly -
communicable diseases and his mother's age.
Benjamin Spock, Dr.
Spock's Baby and Child Care, 1945
When I am
abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the
government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come
I have never
taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun
is a lot more work.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week
or two he will feel as good as ever.
The man who wins may have been counted out
several times, but he didn't hear the referee.
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