never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he
never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet."
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only
time of the month that I can be myself."
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
Robert DE Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?"
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know
what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like
and just give her a house."
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time."
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