Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.
John, red seven!
I don't know what red seven means.
I don't... What's hot route?
Will you just go and stand on the other side, please?
Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They're all very prim and
Yeah? Well, little miss prim and proper just eye-fucked the shit out
What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water?
You look beat. Soft mattress?
Soft mattress? Maybe, or it could have been the midnight rape, or
the nude gay art show. I had my sock, the one that I walked around
in all day, played football, sweated in, stuffed in my mouth and
duct taped in! I'm going to eat my breakfast over here. Don't talk
What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look
over you're on your ass again.
Does anyone know what this here is used for?
Rollin' a fatty?
No... Not for... Where'd you learn that?
We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we?
No! No! We did not have a moment at the dinner table, Todd!
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